Infernal Arcana

Ask Me Anything   The mostly-reblogged-content blog of Let's Player, Voice Actor and Musician, Max Firestorm!

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    thebestpersonherelovesbucky:

    miss-lol:

    ruiningurtumblogs:

    twilektimelord:

    fororchestra:

    adrianshhh:

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    Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

    I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

    HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

    Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

    The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

    Whaaaat???!!

    (Source: adrians, via itsstuckyinmyhead)

    — 9 hours ago with 213276 notes

    supremewhitegirl:

    dendropsyche:

    thenimbus:

    bonbonbunny:

    'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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    Yep, I laughed out loud

    I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

    this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

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    — 9 hours ago with 530064 notes
    rpakita:

In between Metal Gear Ferret character designs I disided to try advance my skills at “action” scenes, here is my first one. It’s Big Boss interigating a GRU member! I wonder what radio code he has given him?I’m quite impressed with the outcome. I completed this piece fairly quickly, so I am definately showing progress with the speed I produce my art! I really enjoyed producing this one Imma kinda pining now its finished.If any of you have any suggestions for action scenes please dont hesitate to put them forward!The next charater I will be ferreting up is the Legendary Solid Snake! Who’s excited? I am!For everything Metal Gear Ferret click here

    rpakita:

    In between Metal Gear Ferret character designs I disided to try advance my skills at “action” scenes, here is my first one. It’s Big Boss interigating a GRU member! I wonder what radio code he has given him?

    I’m quite impressed with the outcome. I completed this piece fairly quickly, so I am definately showing progress with the speed I produce my art! I really enjoyed producing this one Imma kinda pining now its finished.

    If any of you have any suggestions for action scenes please dont hesitate to put them forward!

    The next charater I will be ferreting up is the Legendary Solid Snake! Who’s excited? I am!

    For everything Metal Gear Ferret click here

    — 9 hours ago with 14 notes
    Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

    kiaxet:

    muirin007:

    themaskednegro:

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    I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

    FINALLY

    FINALLY

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    — 10 hours ago with 188826 notes

    rosejanenoble:

    mindlessgonzojam:

    that-random-romanian:

    By Thomas Sanders

    No exceptions.

    All of the timing in this video is flawless.

    (Source: that-spooky-random-romanian, via itsstuckyinmyhead)

    — 10 hours ago with 57047 notes
    kirukiru:

So I finished this right after ORAS was revealed!!!
The only background i could give for ORAS is that mural :/

    kirukiru:

    So I finished this right after ORAS was revealed!!!

    The only background i could give for ORAS is that mural :/

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    — 10 hours ago with 10805 notes

    mrchrismad:

    beaumarbre:

    random-homestuck-things:

    bishounen-jake-english:

    jackadiddlediddle:

    bishounen-jake-english:

    FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

    THIS IS A TRUMPET

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    THIS IS A TROMBONE

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    THIS IS A TUBA

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    AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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    THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

    You mean trumpet

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    Slidey Trumpet

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    Big ass trumpet

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    Drunk Trumpet

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    I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

    My sides

    AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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    those are some fancy guitars

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    — 10 hours ago with 427314 notes

    psychokinetic:

    Sonic Unleashed Gif Master Post

    Opening Cutscene Part 2

    Destroying the flagship 

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    — 10 hours ago with 97 notes
    maxfirestorm asked: Is it me or has that particular fundraiser for FA now vanished....?


    Answer:

    benanderson89:

    It got taken down because, apparently, GoFundMe doesn’t like having fundraisers for pornographic content.

    Me? I think he took it down and made up stories. Afterall, he originally said that GoFundMe had lost some data (the donators info). What  kind of idiots does he take people for with that bullshit excuse?

    It wouldn’t at all surprise me if ‘Neer was making it up. It wouldn’t be the first time, right? =/

    — 10 hours ago with 3 notes

    thelonelywitch:

    I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

    (Source: swannsavior, via darkoverord)

    — 10 hours ago with 671892 notes

    benanderson89:

    Turns out, FurAffinity already had DDOS protection in place.

    The date on those pie charts from Dragoneer dates back to the 22nd of September.

    SO, DRAGONEER. WHAT’S THE MONEY FOR?

    — 10 hours ago with 28 notes

    whitebeltwriter:

    dual-destininies:

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    tf2-fandomstuck:

    tiniestshorts:

    Bread knife

    The french have grown more powerful. 

    Hold it!

    Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

    Notice anything strange about the bread?

    I didn’t either. That’s because…

    …no cuts were made there in the first place!

    The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

    How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

    While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

    Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

    The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

    It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

    This illustration explains it all.

    While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

    (Didn’t I go to art school?)

    The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

    The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

    Objection

    Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

    as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

    if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

    If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

    Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

    Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

    And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

    Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

    It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

    Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

    You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

    Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

    Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

    Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

    In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

    Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

    But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

    Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

    I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

    The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

    The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

    The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

    (Source: tiniestcostume, via thefoxesmind)

    — 10 hours ago with 336239 notes